Lyle Overbay is a record four-time holder of the Jose Canseco Award for doofus of the year, as voted on by the players and managers of Major League Baseball.
"Joe Borchard had a really strong year of being a complete moron in 2003, but then Overbay knocked it out of the park by claiming that he could breathe under water," said Jerry Manuel, himself a two-time winner of the Jose Canseco Award. "The idiocy of that man — just incredible. Astounding."

Lyle Overbay is a record four-time holder of the Jose Canseco Award for doofus of the year, as voted on by the players and managers of Major League Baseball.

"Joe Borchard had a really strong year of being a complete moron in 2003, but then Overbay knocked it out of the park by claiming that he could breathe under water," said Jerry Manuel, himself a two-time winner of the Jose Canseco Award. "The idiocy of that man — just incredible. Astounding."

In 2008 Hideki Matsui demanded that the Yankees play his own composition “Body Rockin’ on the Dance Floor” as his walk-up song. Allegedly, Matsui presented the song to GM Brian Cashman wearing only a leather vest. After a closed-door team meeting, which Matsui was not invited to, it was decided that he be sent down to Yankees’ AAA affiliate Scranton/Wilkes-Barre.

In 2008 Hideki Matsui demanded that the Yankees play his own composition “Body Rockin’ on the Dance Floor” as his walk-up song. Allegedly, Matsui presented the song to GM Brian Cashman wearing only a leather vest. After a closed-door team meeting, which Matsui was not invited to, it was decided that he be sent down to Yankees’ AAA affiliate Scranton/Wilkes-Barre.

allisfairenough asked:

How did you really get that bird to explode?

Goddamnit David Bell! I’ve told you a million times — I was framed. I would never hurt a bird. I would, if I could, make you explode though. Do the right thing, David Bell, pay back the money you owe me ($47).